Fan:Digimon Adventure V In Progress
Digimon: *laugh* Those two-bit players are frozen with stage fright! Hopelessly waiting for the moment they'll be saved. And yet, there's an unseen twist in the plot.
[A large snake-like DIGIMON comes out of the water]
Voice 1: I saw we cut to the punch line and go straight for the action!
[A large insectoid Digimon appear from the shadows]
Voice 2: Oh, please. That would be boring. Let's wow them and gives them what they payed for!
Digimon 1: I'm in complete agreement. A quick victory would be a let-down. The DigiDestined will be on Spiral Mountain soon. We muse rehearse before they get here. It will be the final performance! MetalSeadramon... and GrandKuwagamon... I present to you the Downfall of the Digi-destined!
[the snake DIGIMON splashes around]
Digimon 1: GrandKuwagamon!
[the the insect Digimon flies up]
Digimon 1: Give our guests of honor a show they'll never forget!
[cut to the kids falling down a hole, back to the DIGITAL WORLD]
Tai: Ugh... well, it looks like we're back!
Mimi: Back where? In the Digital World?
Izzy: That's affirmative!
TK: It's dark.
Matt: Yeah, it's kinda weird.
Sora: Hey, look up there!
[SORA points to the sky, where the kids are able to see some continents of their own world]
Tai: That's weird.
Matt: Is that earth?
Izzy: It's merely speculation, but it seems to be a reasonable facsimile. We see earth from here like we saw the Digital World from earth!
Joe: Hm? Gomamon, where are you?
[GOMAMON pops his head out of a bag]
Gomamon: Joe, I'm been snoozing over here!
Joe: Huh? Oh, we'll just save the world without you, then!
[the ground starts to shake, and breaks apart. JOE starts to fall off a cliff, but catches himself]
Joe: I didn't need this.
[there's a rustling in the bushes]
Koromon: Koromon Digivolve to...Agumon!
Tsunomon: Tsunomon Digivolve to...Gabumon!
Motimon: Motimon, Digivolve to...Tentomon!
Tokomon: Tokomon, Digivolve to...Patamon!
Yokomon: Yokomon, Digivolve to...Biyomon!
[PALMON falls down]
Kari: Hold on!
[all the DIGIMON stop]
Kari: Come out! You're among friends! We won't hurt you. Don't be afraid!
[a small pink DIGIMON comes out of the grass]
Palmon: Oh my goodness! It's Chuumon!
Mimi: He looks terrible! What he needs is a complete makeover!
Chuumon: Mimi? Palmon?
Mimi: Something bad happened. Sukamon and Chuumon used to be inseparable!
Chuumon: Mimi...I'm so glad you came back to save us. Uhh..
Joe: Would somebody mind helping me?
[GOMAMON runs over to JOE, who is hanging from the cliff]
Gomamon: Whoops! I forgot all about you! Oh...
Joe: You forgot? I'm hanging here by my elbows, and you're off in la-la land!
Gomamon: Gee...I wonder what it's like to have elbows...
Tai: Joe? Figures!
Tai: Quit fooling around!
Joe: Ah! Just help me, will ya?
Matt: What's happening? Everything's gone wakko!
[The earth around them is torn up, and flying in all directions]
Tentomon: Are you trying to get a hold of Gennai?
Izzy: Well, I'm not playing Solitaire!
Palmon: Chuumon's a mess! I wonder what happened to him.
Biyomon: Whatever it was, it wasn't very pretty!
Sora: The poor thing.
Chuumon: Mimi! I wasn't dreaming. It's really you, after all!
Mimi: Poor thing. Why don't you tell Mimi all about it!
Palmon: What happened to your friend Sukamon?
Chuumon: I...I...I'm afraid I lost him! *cry*
[Flashback to SUKAMON and CHUUMON]
Chuumon: After you guys left File Island, Sukamon and I went on with life as usual. Eating, eating, and more eating! When suddenly...
Sukamon & Chuumon: Ah!
[SUKAMON falls down a cliff]
Chuumon: *cry* Sukamon! Ah! Sukamon!
Chuumon: I never saw him again. An evil powerful force took over the land, causing all sorts of bad things to happen! It rebuilt the Digital World so it would be easier to conquer! I've been hiding ever since...Ugh...
Tai: You mean the Digital World has completely changed from what it was? How's it different?
Chuumon: Ah! Everything's been discombobulated and taken apart! The Digital World's been relocated was up there! It's called Spiral Mountain.
Chuumon: There's nothing left here of the old Digital World but some ruins!
Matt: So, you're saying it's all up there, huh?
Joe: Colour me cynical, but nothing surprises me about this place.
Tai: Where are all the other Digimon? Are they up there, too? Where's Leomon?
Chuumon: I don't know! But what I've been told, they'll plow through anything that tries to get in their way!
Sora: Who will?
Chuumon: Who? The Dark Master and his Alias III!
Tai: Well, they couldn't be too much tougher than anybody we've wrestled with before!
Chuumon: Ah! No way! They'll beat the pants right off of you!
Tai: We got rid of Daemon, so we can get rid of them, too!
Mimi: Don't worry about it! As long as the eight of us are together, we'll keep those big bullies away from you!
[a DIGIMON is heard laughing from far away]
[METALSEADRAMON is circling the air]
MetalSeadramon: I've been waiting for you, DigiDestined!
Chuumon: Aah! Oh, no! It's MetalSeadramon!
ANALYZER: The Harden King of the Net Ocean, MetalSeadramon.
Matt: Okay, if that's the way you want it, we can play rough, too!
Tai: Let's go, Agumon!
Agumon: Gotcha! Agumon, Digivolve to...Greymon!
Matt: Now it's our turn!
Gabumon: Gabumon, Digivolve to...Garurumon!
Biyomon: Biyomon, Digivolve to...Birdramon!
Tentomon: Tentomon, Digivolve to...Kabuterimon!
Gomamon: Gomamon, Digivolve to...Ikkakumon!
Palmon: Palmon, Digivolve to...Togemon!
Salamon: Salamon, Digivolve to...Gatomon!
Greymon: Nova Blast!
[GREYMON is knocked down]
Birdramon: Meteor Wing!
Garurumon: Howling Blaster!
[BIRDRAMON and GARURUMON are knocked down]
Birdramon & Garurumon: Ah!
Kabuterimon: Electro Shocker!
Ikkakumon: Harpoon Torpedo!
Togemon: How about some Needle Spray, huh?
[KABUTERIMON, TOGEMON, and IKKAKUMON are knocked down]
Kabuterimon & Ikkakumon: Ah!
Leomon: Beast Sword!
Gatomon: Lighting Paw!
[LEOMON and GATOMON are knocked down by METALSEADRAMON]
Kari: Oh, no!
MetalSeadramon: You should know your powers are strong enough!
Matt: How come he's beating us so bad?
Izzy: Ah! It's because he's a Mega Digimon, and ever eight Champions can't overtake one Mega! He's stronger than all of us combined!
Tai: Then we're lost without more power!
Joe: Ever notice that we're always at the wrong place at just the wrong time?
MetalSeadramon: Now it's time to take one nasty ride!
[METALSEADRAMON sends his attack to the kids, and the ground below them cracks]
[the kids fall]
Leomon: TK, are you alright?
TK: I thought I was broken, but I guess I must be alright!
Leomon: *laugh* Huh?
TK: What's the matter?
[Yellow shots come out of the mist, and his Leomon.]
GrandKuwagamon comes out of the mist]
Izzy, Matt, and Tai: Aah!
Izzy: Be prepared for another Mega Digimon. He's called 'GrandKuwagamon'.
Greymon: Greymon, Digivolve to...MetalGreymon!
Garurumon: Garurumon, Digivolve to...WereGarurumon!
Kabuterimon: Kabuterimon, Digivolve to...MegaKabuterimon!
Birdramon: Birdramon, Digivolve to...Garudamon!
Togemon: Togemon, Digivolve to...Lillymon!
Ikkakumon: Ikkakumon, Digivolve to...Zudomon!
Leomon: Leomon, Digivolve to... GrappLeomon!
Gatomon: Gatomon, Digivolve to...Angewomon!
Tai: Come on, guys! Show them what you're made of!
Kari: Hope they're made of something strong enough!
[the DIGIMON lunge at GranKuwagamon, but are thrown back]
GranKuwagamon: Dimensional Scissors!
[GranKuwagamon opens a rift and kids fall though it. They wake up in a stadium]
[There is a clown riding around on a rubber ball]
Clown: Well, hello there, boys and girls! Welcome! Today, I'm going to tell you an amazing story.
[the CLOWN pulls out some story boards]
Clown: Once upon a time, there were eight DigiDestined. They went with their Digimon companions to try and save the world. The children and their Digimon discovered that in order for them to do it, they had to climb up to the top of Spiral Mountain. But to their dismay, there was no happy ending.
TK: Hey, clowny! Nobody's laughing at your story!
Clown: Oh, dear. I'm so sorry. Did I happen to mention the story is true? I wanted to give you a preview of the plot.
[the CLOWN turns into PIEDMON]
Chuumon: Aah! It's Piedmon!
ANALYZER: Piedmon is a Majin Digimon. With attacks defying the laws of physics, you never know what he's going to do!
Tai: Well, I think your plot needs a few re-writes! Agumon!
Matt: Gabumon! You can do it!
Agumon: Agumon, Warp Digivolve to...WarGreymon!
Gabumon: Gabumon, Digivolve to...MetalGarurumon!
Tai: Yeah! Let him know we mean business, WarGreymon!
Matt: MetalGarurumon! Teach that joker a lesson he'll never forget!
WarGreymon: Terra Force!
MetalGarurumon: Cocytus Blaster!
[PIEDMON dodges both attacks]
Piedmon: Trump Swords!
[WARGREYMON and METALGARURUMON are hit with the attack and devolve]
Agumon & Gabumon: Uh...
Joe: This is bad news!
Sora: Even two Mega Digimon couldn't put him down! That's *really* bad news!
Mimi: Not to mention he's a fashion disaster!
Piedmon: Your two Megas are newly Digivolved. How could you expect them to compete against an experienced and - might I boast - superior Digimon?
Agumon: Tai, sorry.
Piedmon: Allow me to introduce my fellow actors in this captivating and charming comedy of errors. Sigma with MetalSeadramon...
[MetlSeadramon surges from the pool before raising his head on the floor as a masked boy jumps off.]
Piedmon: Mari with GrandKuwagamon...
[GrandKuwagamon lands with a blond-haired girl jumping off.]
Piedmon: The star, Neo...
Neo: (Inaudible talking)
Piedmon: And finally, myself, Piedmon. We would like to begin with asking for audience volunteers. Who wants to be the first to be destroyed? Oh, come now. Don't tell me you have stage fright.
Mimi: I didn't even want to go to camp in the first place! I just wanted to go to the mall! Can't anybody else save this silly world besides me?
Mimi: I want to be a normal kid and not have too many responsibilities! I mean, come on, is that too much to ask? It's not fair!
Piedmon: Ugh. Your incessant whining is getting on my nerves. You will be the first to go.
[PIEDMON throws a sword at MIMI]
[Chuumon jumps in front of the sword]
Mimi: Chuumon, speak to me, your poor thing!
Chuumon: Mimi. It's time for me to be deleted.
Mimi: Oh, Chuumon!
Piedmon: So, now that he's out of the way, who would like to be the next one to make their grand exit?
Tai: Neo! You're going to be washed up where we're through with you!
Neo: Be my guest, Yagami!
Piximon: Pixi Bomb!
[the kids fly away in a bubble]
TK: Hey, Piximon! Perfect timing!
Piximon: I missed you!
Izzy: Prodigious! You cleverly used a barrier to avoid detection!
Piximon: I sure did!
Tai: You said it was possible to save the planet if the eight of us were together! How come it's not happening? What's up, Piximon?
Piximon: The truth is, being together's not enough. There's something else you need to do to beat them!
Sora: How are we going to find out if you won't help?
Joe: Yeah, enough riddles!
Piximon: This is something you will discover on your own.
[the bubble is hit by an attack]
MetalSeadramon: *laugh* Here you are!
Piximon: I'll try and stop 'em! Meanwhile, you make a run for it and climb to the top of Spiral Mountain! But you'd better move it!
Matt: But you can't stop them! They're all Mega Digimon!
Piximon: I know I can't win, but I should be able yo distract them long enough for you to get away!
Tai: I'll stay with you!
Piximon: No way! We need you on Spiral Mountain! We're counting on you to beat them!
MetalSeadramon: River of Power!
Piximon: Please go now! You have a very important task ahead of you! If you succeed, no one will ever be able you stop you again! I know you will make me proud of you.
[PIXIMON hits the bubble away with his staff]
Gabumon: He's stronger than he looks!
Matt: He'll have to be.
Kari: Do you think it's possible he can do it?
Gabumon: I don't know, Kari. I hope so!
Piedmon: How can a powerless little Digimon even think of defeating us?
Piximon: Just call me a crazy little Digimon.
[With that, Piximon charges towards Piedmon.]
Neo: Now the real fun begins.